Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The rights of spring

Hey guys,

We all know there are rites of spring (all that cool birds, bees, bulbs awakening stuff). But NONE of that is going to happen to you unless you understand the "rights" of spring. Slide into the "wrongs" and you'll have one lonely season.

One of the "rights" of spring is to respect the fact that women emerge from winter very differently than men do. Men are like grizzly bears waking from winter hibernation. Their thoughts? Scratch what itches, bathroom, food, sex...not necessarily in that order. Women, on the other hand, are more like caterpillars that have wrapped themselves in winter cocoons and are emerging as butterflies! At least, that's the plan. You as the male have to respect the plan; in fact, if you take an active interest in the plan, your own springtime plans are more likely to flourish!

Now, if you actually contribute to your lady's metamorphosis, you will prove just how understanding and sensitive you are. What better way than getting her a new Harvey's seatbelt bag in bright springtime colors? Harvey's seatbelt bags are all the rage with fashionistas... and their tie-in with cars is a bit of a kick for you, the motor maniac. In bright appealing shades such as buttercup, turquoise, and flamingo, Harvey's new springtime seatbelt bags are the perfect complement for little butterflies on the go.

So make sure you're in tune with the rights of spring. You will never regret it!

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